Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.
If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
person: u should like more colours
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
Doctor Who, Sherlock and Supernatural are like the three big Greek Gods of fandoms. Sherlock is Zeus because Sherlock’s a pretentious bastard most of the time. Doctor Who is Poseidon because there is nothing but tears. Supernatural is Hades because we are literally in Hell half the time.
-It is not cute
-It is hell
-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad
-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds
-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it
-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you
-Social anxiety SUCKS
-It keeps you from doing things you want to do
-It makes you feel like shit
-Stop romanticizing it
-Social anxiety is absolute HELL